getting tired of people who don't give a shit

Taylor,17, O cannnnnaaaadaaaa, bootylicious...well not really

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

(via the4elemelons)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via heart)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: purrian, via heyyouwiththeniceface)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

(via encourage)

"it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca"
my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

(Source: pemsylvania, via spontaneousxlover)


panic-at-the-dildos:

Don’t talk to me unless you’re handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage

fleabit:

friendly reminder to drink a glass of milk every day! You want to make sure your bones are strong and healthy so that when the Skeleton War arrives yours 
WILL SLAY THE OTHERS AND EMERGE
VICTORIOUS AS THE SKELETON OVERLORD

(via officialcatbutt)